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签到天数: 4463 天 连续签到: 1 天 [LV.Master]十年《功德圆满》
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Here it is..an extenstion of the Manifesto
. R' i0 y& A) i# s) r/ C# ?% sLet's see how long til we get to 100...
" [/ o3 R) K7 k9 ?2 a$ e! c: u7 ]1 cAnd to passify Flea..lets keep it numbered accordinly
6 W# \! i8 o$ q0 Z5 M- u( n6 h3 q6 L- @Remember people CREATIVITY..lets not hear any ..uhh..cuz it's fun..and no double posts!! For ever reason i find twice i shall KILL you...have fun...
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/ q$ ?$ p; i7 K( C- m4 V5 J; K1 Girlfriend loves added dexterity and stamina of fingers
$ C- ~! O. l3 N1 f& Y/ D$ [2. Your "parts" love the added movement and stablilty of your fingers.
6 j9 ^+ Q; ?8 e0 C' F, r; M7 |3. it's better than doing something productive, like cleaning or washing your car ( |; k8 W% s9 I5 w% A
4. Why not? (Honsetly... why not?); S0 A; ^+ H, N! s( B
5 You can do it anywhere. 4 Z6 h) M5 i( x) N( ~
6 its fun as #### to draw small crowds in public places while tricking
9 i) w0 q5 k3 Y7 Chicks dig battle scars (i.e. burns) s1 a5 T- B5 o% o
8. if you're a girl, it makes guys do this
4 J* G$ B0 C: R# ?9. it's a bloody cool way to light your friend's cigarette# i3 Q' J0 `8 c% l) g3 w
10 the lighter itself is such a fantastic piece of creation that it does me proud to just touch it... let alone trick with it...
9 A1 P: M. R5 k) B& n! H11. If youre a girl. It scares away all the Pu§§ies. 3 _2 @5 N" w8 T/ d9 u; o
12 People think you're a badass
4 S! C; x1 B O( E* X* [13 Fire is ####### Fun 6 L2 Y: h: B+ `5 @
14 Everyone loves the sound of the zippo 'click!' 3 [- |/ s4 _# S9 d' f3 e! m% y0 C% ~
15 something creative to do when your bored sh*tless & F6 K( }3 r% p! m0 _$ [
16 its a great way of attracting attention to your self!! & }% Y E8 u) X
17 we are a rare breed, different from nearly everyone else in the world!! $ ?! w( J, o! P! b$ [0 o, H3 N0 Y
18 because now my hand can do this$ q7 s4 E1 K4 P- K. W& ? |& a( b
19. it makes people want to learn how to do it too, but secretly you know that they'll never be as good as you ;) , F# V/ k2 L2 z, M& `, Z" m
19 is so true lol!!!
: f5 z& l# N8 `20 because tricking ooozes style, and the girls love a man with style
; ?: M5 L5 D3 r# h: l9 Y21 Everyone hates a guy that can light a lighter and flick you off at the same time. . i; G8 \( _8 p, x0 Q1 N3 t
22. FIRE
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need i say more?
% e2 W1 P9 v6 o4 C) @23. 'Cause your parents told you not to.
' ~3 v9 I: x# ^$ H( I8 K24. You can melt off the numbers on your friend's locker combo at school so he can't read them.
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(long story)
. O9 S a0 A$ c1 N- ?6 N25. Cuz every burn has a story and a memory / X+ q8 X: x$ ~+ x! Z! P o
26. You get caluses all over the fingers you light it with. And caluses are...well...not bad for you...?
4 P. `' p! m, T4 X27 i dont want to sound like a queer or nothin, but i think fire is really romantic (quote from orgazmo) 6 K9 T/ N8 o' a
28 You're a pyro and you want to take it to "the next level." 0 V! h! w1 H( Q3 X. _% r7 @
29 Because you can. 6 h+ t# s1 z$ \& K- R A
30 It teaches how to laugh to your self when you mess things up a.k.a Bogus trip =) 2 o) y. c" B" |. Y) x
31 "because you're worth it" hehehe + e( D% Z% A& Z. n. I/ N
32. because 4 out of 5 consumers recommend it as part of a well-balanced diet 3 V7 j" m8 @7 H/ o+ c
33. Five pocket jeans5 T" w2 t: H( q6 W% y
34. Because it's dangerous?
6 O4 r# w$ A) {% j. R1 }" t35: cuz you can stun chicks with it! ' k6 M( Z) ?' A$ B8 M* I
36: cuz is 97.54738% of sure that you're going to do it with her tonight
5 \" r/ l6 H, ]* u- ~: E0 n9 W37: cuz is 53.48639% of sure that you can hang up 2 girls of a time tonight
# h* M% B( | f38: she is not going to bother you for talking with her after doing it, as long as she thinks you're doing her a favor, cuz you're awesome 39: is 72.64983% of sure that "SHE" is going to be the pretiest chick in the fu(king party! ' W. H2 |+ ~% j. {9 c* ^
40: she will not be mad if you ask her to be on top, this way you can enjoooooooy it without getting tired! ' d" U* r+ E- ?& h
41. Cuz the first time you here the "Click" you're in love.. # {$ l+ s; J# i* v! ]- G
42: the best combination of the world is beer and cigs, and I've never made a friend dinking milk!
1 X4 t3 j2 ~ H* ^4 ~- K43 cos people offer you cigs and drink when you trick for em (seriously!!)
0 F3 M# G+ P- D: U* G) {44 because the danger is exciting (the same reason i skate!) ( g% {: Z0 u, q( K. G. T7 X
45 something to spend all your hard erned money on!! we trick, start to collect, then we give zippo all our money!! (and we buy excessive amounts of flint, fluid and wicks!!)
7 T, j0 s4 t- H. C9 f! g1 t' P46. Cuz potentially burning yourself during a trick is better than listening to Dave Mathew's Band...they suck.. ; A+ e' y5 O) B4 d8 @
47. it passes the time between classes when you have nothing to do, and studying is the only other option 6 {& H- E" n: G+ j
48 u don't have to run 8 `9 o! o8 \. }5 W3 ]5 Y
49 Cuz this addiction is cheaper to maintain than your other one
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50You can let others try your tricks. And you don't need to worry bout been left alone as long you got your zippo.
( [0 A2 w: k# J; j51 Because if there was no tricking there would be no LT.com.
F% o( X5 u$ v8 s52 the smell
# C1 E. Y0 r8 V; {! I5 J. m& H) _53. Cuz 4 out of 5 pyros recommend it after brushing your
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54 having a zippo with you means you can always light up, even in the wind, and even if its not your own your lighting up!! 3 B% N1 C7 _+ x! _+ G5 {
55 Because when people ask you why do you have a zippo if you dont smoke you can reply "Because I can do this" *Insert Impressive trick here* and laugh at the expression on there face when they say O (should look somthing like this
. b3 f4 m) T& T2 O( T/ j; ~56 tricking gives you something to do during the loading times in vampire mascerade!!
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(its a great game btw!!)
! ^$ T2 ^ k8 ~% `6 L y57. Because lighting a fire under your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's)
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58 because of the wow you get when you light that girl cigarette # h2 z7 y0 L4 ?- E& b3 l& l* K& s2 g
59 it gives you an excuse for starting that fire "i was just tricking and i dropped it!! honestly!!"
: E; a2 a# O- W) D2 T5 z6 L60 something to keep your hands busy# u- [6 F, X8 Z2 ?. h- j( S
61. Cuz if you smoke it makes the cancer stick you're about to inhale seem a lil less harmless.. |
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