喜欢ZIPPO的99个理由

纪念 · 发表于 2010-9-25 19:51

原作者：蝴蝶梦

记得以前在Morten的ＬＴ论坛上看到过类似的一个帖子
大家集思广益了很多条喜欢ZIPPO乃至Tricks的理由，可惜没有凑够９９条
我们来试试吧，虽然说喜欢他不需要理由！

1，我喜欢ＺＩＰＰＯ，是因为最初的那股燃油味道，感觉说不出来的魅力在其中！
2，就是被一触即燃的花式玩法吸引了，记得启蒙老师应该是中环英雄中的刘德华。

楼下继续：）

纪念 · 发表于 2010-9-25 19:52

原作者：蝴蝶梦

呼唤论坛兼职翻译夏同学，来给大家转译下ＬＴ网站总结出来的６１个理由；）

1 Girlfriend loves added dexterity and stamina of fingers
2. Your "parts" love the added movement and stablilty of your fingers.
3. it's better than doing something productive, like cleaning or washing your car
4. Why not? (Honsetly... why not?)
5 You can do it anywhere.
6 its fun as #### to draw small crowds in public places while tricking
7 Chicks dig battle scars (i.e. burns)
8. if you're a girl, it makes guys do this
9. it's a bloody cool way to light your friend's cigarette
10 the lighter itself is such a fantastic piece of creation that it does me proud to just touch it... let alone trick with it...
11. If youre a girl. It scares away all the Pu§§ies.
12 People think you're a badass
13 Fire is ####### Fun
14 Everyone loves the sound of the zippo 'click!'
15 something creative to do when your bored sh*tless
16 its a great way of attracting attention to your self!!
17 we are a rare breed, different from nearly everyone else in the world!!
18 because now my hand can do this
19. it makes people want to learn how to do it too, but secretly you know that they'll never be as good as you ;)
19 is so true lol!!!
20 because tricking ooozes style, and the girls love a man with style
21 Everyone hates a guy that can light a lighter and flick you off at the same time.
22. FIRE

need i say more?
23. 'Cause your parents told you not to.
24. You can melt off the numbers on your friend's locker combo at school so he can't read them.

(long story)
25. Cuz every burn has a story and a memory
26. You get caluses all over the fingers you light it with. And caluses are...well...not bad for you...?
27 i dont want to sound like a queer or nothin, but i think fire is really romantic (quote from orgazmo)
28 You're a pyro and you want to take it to "the next level."
29 Because you can.
30 It teaches how to laugh to your self when you mess things up a.k.a Bogus trip =)
31 "because you're worth it" hehehe
32. because 4 out of 5 consumers recommend it as part of a well-balanced diet
33. Five pocket jeans
34. Because it's dangerous?
35: cuz you can stun chicks with it!
36: cuz is 97.54738% of sure that you're going to do it with her tonight
37: cuz is 53.48639% of sure that you can hang up 2 girls of a time tonight
38: she is not going to bother you for talking with her after doing it, as long as she thinks you're doing her a favor, cuz you're awesome 39: is 72.64983% of sure that "SHE" is going to be the pretiest chick in the fu(king party!
40: she will not be mad if you ask her to be on top, this way you can enjoooooooy it without getting tired!
41. Cuz the first time you here the "Click" you're in love..
42: the best combination of the world is beer and cigs, and I've never made a friend dinking milk!
43 cos people offer you cigs and drink when you trick for em (seriously!!)
44 because the danger is exciting (the same reason i skate!)
45 something to spend all your hard erned money on!! we trick, start to collect, then we give zippo all our money!! (and we buy excessive amounts of flint, fluid and wicks!!)
46. Cuz potentially burning yourself during a trick is better than listening to Dave Mathew's Band...they suck..
47. it passes the time between classes when you have nothing to do, and studying is the only other option
48 u don't have to run
49 Cuz this addiction is cheaper to maintain than your other one
to Crystal Meth (OH PLEASE dont let me be the only one!)
50You can let others try your tricks. And you don't need to worry bout been left alone as long you got your zippo.
51  Because if there was no tricking there would be no LT.com.
52 the smell
53. Cuz 4 out of 5 pyros recommend it after brushing your
teeth...(what can we say..the last guy REALLY likes toothpaste)
54 having a zippo with you means you can always light up, even in the wind, and even if its not your own your lighting up!!
55 Because when people ask you why do you have a zippo if you dont smoke you can reply "Because I can do this" *Insert Impressive trick here* and laugh at the expression on there face when they say O (should look somthing like this
56 tricking gives you something to do during the loading times in vampire mascerade!!

(its a great game btw!!)
57. Because lighting a fire under your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's)
@ss doesn't HAVE to be figurative!
58 because of the wow you get when you light that girl cigarette
59 it gives you an excuse for starting that fire "i was just tricking and i dropped it!! honestly!!"
60 something to keep your hands busy
61. Cuz if you smoke it makes the cancer stick you're about to inhale seem a lil less harmless..

纪念 · 发表于 2010-9-25 19:53

原作者：夏残风

1、Girlfriend loves added dexterity and stamina of fingers
女友喜欢男朋友拥有更加灵巧的手指和耐力
3、it's better than doing something productive, like cleaning or washing your car
玩Z比起做其他事情，比如说清洗你的汽车更能吸引人
4、Why not? (Honsetly... why not?)
为什么不呢？（诚实的说...为什么不喜欢呢？）
5、You can do it anywhere.
你可以在任何地方玩Z
6、its fun as #### to draw small crowds in public places while tricking
玩Z的乐趣在于当你在小公共场合玩的时候可以吸引到其他人的目光
8、if you're a girl, it makes guys do this
假如你是个女生，玩Z会使更多的人喜欢它
9、it's a bloody cool way to light your friend's cigarette
这是一个非常让人热血沸腾特别酷的点燃你朋友香烟的方式
10、the lighter itself is such a fantastic piece of creation that it does me proud to just touch it... let alone trick with it...
ZIPPO打火机它本身就是就是一个最富有幻想的创造，这使我不仅仅只是自豪的触摸它，而是更加深入的把玩它
11、If youre a girl. It scares away all the Pu§§ies.
假如你是个女生，它可以帮你吓走所有的Pu§§ies（实在不知道这个单词是什么....好像不是英文....自我感觉应该是在说讨厌的男人....）
12、People think you're a badass
人们会认为你是个粗鲁的家伙（这也算喜欢ZIPPO的理由- -！！）
13、Fire is ####### Fun
火是个有趣的东西
14、Everyone loves the sound of the zippo 'click!'
每个人都爱ZIPPO开盖时发出的那声清脆的“click”的声音！
15、something creative to do when your bored sh*tless
当你无聊的时候可以玩Z做很多有创造性的动作
16、its a great way of attracting attention to your self!!
玩Z是一个吸引别人注意你的好方法！！
17、we are a rare breed, different from nearly everyone else in the world!!
我们是一个罕见的品种（- -！原来我是一个罕见的品种），和几乎世界上的每个人都不一样！！
18、because now my hand can do this
因为现在我的手可以做到这一点
19、it makes people want to learn how to do it too, but secretly you know that they'll never be as good as you ;)
它使人们想了解你是如何做到的并且想尝试，但是其实暗地里你知道，他们永远无法做的和你一样好；）
（19后面那句话 is so true lol!!!的意思是“笑的如此真实”....没懂什么意思）
20、because tricking ooozes style, and the girls love a man with style
因为当你玩ooozes（好像是一种风格的名字）的话，也许女孩会爱上你的
22、 FIRE  need i say more?
喜欢火  需要我说更多吗？
23、'Cause your parents told you not to.
因为你父母告诉你不要干这样的事（- -！这个人一定是个叛逆儿童）
24、 You can melt off the numbers on your friend's locker combo at school so he can't read them.
你可以在学校里用ZIPPO的火融化你朋友的衣柜号码，让他无法辨认读取他们（- -！这是在说ZIPPO火机的持久打火功能吗？）
25、Cuz every burn has a story and a memory
因为每一个燃烧的火机的背后都有一个故事或是一段回忆（看了半天才弄懂cuz竟然就是course...外国人竟然也玩简写....）
26、
27、 i dont want to sound like a queer or nothin, but i think fire is really romantic (quote from orgazmo)
我不想让我的话听起来特别奇怪，但是我真的认为火是非常浪漫的！
28、You're a pyro and you want to take it to "the next level."
你是一个火焰并且你想体验“一个新的水平”（应该是说ZIPPO玩法使火已经不是单纯的火了）
29、Because you can.
因为你可以做到！
30、 It teaches how to laugh to your self when you mess things up a.k.a Bogus trip =)
当你遇到了什么事或是陷入了困境它可以教你如何笑起来
31、"because you're worth it" hehehe
“因为你值得这么做”呵呵呵（我严重怀疑这句话是一个中国人写的.....hehehe=呵呵呵）
33、Five pocket jeans
五个口袋牛仔裤（无法理解这句话的思维）
34、Because it's dangerous?
因为它很危险？
35、
36、cuz is 97.54738% of sure that you're going to do it with her tonight
有百分之97.54738的可能性你可以和她在今晚度过美丽的时光
37、cuz is 53.48639% of sure that you can hang up 2 girls of a time tonight
有百分之54.48639的可能性你今晚可以吸引到两个女孩的注意！
38、
39、 is 72.64983% of sure that "SHE" is going to be the pretiest chick in the fu(king party!
有百分之72.64983的可能性她会跟着你一起练习ZIPPO玩法
40、
41、Cuz the first time you here the "Click" you're in love..
因为第一次你就会因为ZIPPO的那一声“click”（ZIPPO开盖的声音）所爱上它
42、the best combination of the world is beer and cigs, and I've never made a friend dinking milk!
对于男人来说世界上的最佳组合就是啤酒和香烟（- -！他竟然又用简写！真是为难我啊.....）我从来不交喝牛奶的朋友！
43、cos people offer you cigs and drink when you trick for em (seriously!!)
当你表演ZIPPO玩法的时候会有人为你免费提供酒和香烟（我是认真的！！）
44、because the danger is exciting (the same reason i skate!)
因为它所带来的危险让人兴奋！（和我滑雪有着同样的原因）
45、something to spend all your hard erned money on!! we trick, start to collect, then we give zippo all our money!! (and we buy excessive amounts of flint, fluid and wicks!!)
赌上我们所有辛苦挣来的钱！！我们玩Z，我们收集Z，我们把我们所有的钱献给ZIPPO！！（我们买过很多火石、ZIPPO油和棉芯！！）
46、Cuz potentially burning yourself during a trick is better than listening to Dave Mathew's Band...they suck..
在一个动作过程中烧到你自己比起听大卫休斯的乐队好得多了！（难道那个乐队的歌声真的那么不堪入耳....）
47、it passes the time between classes when you have nothing to do, and studying is the only other option
当你在课堂上不知道干什么打发时间的时候，学习ZIPPO将是一个好方法~
48、 u don't have to run
你不需要去跑步！
49、Cuz this addiction is cheaper to maintain than your other one to Crystal Meth (OH PLEASE dont let me be the only one!)
因为玩ZIPPO这个嗜好比起你的其他嗜好比如吸冰毒来说便宜得多- -！！玩Z竟然和吸毒比......
50、You can let others try your tricks. And you don't need to worry bout been left alone as long you got your zippo.
你可以让其他人跟你一起玩，还有你不需要担心当你一个人在家的时候感到孤单，因为你有你的ZIPPO
51、Because if there was no tricking there would be no LT.com.
因为如果没有ZIPPO玩法就不会有LT.com
52、the smell
喜欢它的味道
53、
54、having a zippo with you means you can always light up, even in the wind, and even if its not your own your lighting up!!
有一个ZIPPO跟着你就意味着你可以一直打着火，不管是在风中还是其他恶劣的坏境，即使那不是你自己点燃的！！（难道ZIPPO还会自燃- -！）
55、Because when people ask you why do you have a zippo if you dont smoke you can reply "Because I can do this" *Insert Impressive trick here* and laugh at the expression on there face when they say O (should look somthing like this
当别人问你你不抽烟为什么还有一个ZIPPO得时候你可以这样回答“因为我可以做这个！”（展示一个ZIPPO玩法动作）然后笑着看着他们惊讶的表情
56、tricking gives you something to do during the loading times in vampire mascerade!!
(its a great game btw!!)
ZIPPO玩法可以给你一些事做当你在加载吸血鬼游戏的时候（顺便说一句！这是个伟大的游戏！！）- -！真可怕...竟然还给那个吸血鬼游戏打个广告.....
57、
58、because of the wow you get when you light that girl cigarette
因为当你为一个女孩点烟的时候你可以得到“wow”（其实就是女孩子赞叹的声音）
59、 gives you an excuse for starting that fire "i was just tricking and i dropped it!! honestly!!"
为你打火提供一个借口“我只是在玩他！”
60 、something to keep your hands busy
让你的手总是处于忙碌的状态
61、

翻译的好辛苦.....有几句还在纠结....让我就这么一直纠结下去吧....

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