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- Q" Y' M# \! k0 J. U) c　　论坛沙发：嗯,http://www.mmnci.kpbike.cn，以前我也有这么一辆破车～　 　
　　　　　　
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" Q, V2 d' H  {9 h7 ?0 H　　论坛回复：我们不带你们会热……
　　　　　　
5 R9 k( b/ }1 j/ Y- ]* E4.论坛楼主：和女友****时，女友好像喊了另一个男人的名字……
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6.论坛楼主：征集骂人最狠且不露脏字的一句话。
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) D" @* @# x( H( A- _; \; a  h& _- C7.论坛楼主：老爸送我老公一根鹿鞭，大家说这是啥意思？还有照片的说～
' v3 Q8 a  I; }4 O& a　　论坛沙发：这是老一辈对青年一代的鞭策啊~~~
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6 ^, w. K0 ~  w- S( x+ Y/ b8.论坛楼主：《神雕侠侣》里小龙女胳膊上的守宫砂是什么东西，干什么用的？
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* z- V; ], ^8 E1 ~- l( x) F7 P5 Z% Y　　论坛回复12：捅蛇的****还是自己的****？
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2 g% l2 w, V! |　　论坛回复48：许仙知道拿什么捅！
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% V  X1 O/ T2 T10.论坛楼主：夏天得刮腋毛，否则穿短袖会影响我淑女形象的。那再弱弱问一句，阴〈！-->毛用刮吗？
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+ _* s7 m" j0 m/ t2 ~( R11.论坛楼主：帅有个屁用――到头来还不是被卒吃掉！
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+ a. c" r/ N; Z0 w. }1 w+ R; q: E( \12.论坛楼主：为什么生下的孩子要跟父亲一个姓？
# H! {# ~1 ~& L% r- u! W- s　　论坛沙发：因为取款机里吐出的钱归插卡人所有。
　　　　　
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2 B! V. a+ g$ Z' ^4 E14.论坛楼主：大家知道，从六教东侧往北的路是个下坡，刚才我来六教时突然看见一可爱MM骑车直冲而下，并高呼“太爽了！”引来不少行人侧目。现在回想起来，MM甜美的声音真是让人回味无穷啊～
' f' d* S9 k! Q% U　　她喊爽的原因似乎有以下理由：
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: e9 J2 e# G) z+ e4 x. p  h' ^　　5.大家补充……：）
! A, _7 e5 T6 [! ]. b6 c　　论坛沙发：明天我就把这丫头的车座再装回去！
　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　
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% L8 N0 }0 x( X, M! y16.论坛楼主：美军在伊拉克不能抽身说明美国是个负责任的国家！！！
* @4 V, o( x& C+ c$ T& q　　论坛沙发：那我股票被套牢说明我是个负责任的中国股民？？？
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3 m  `# o# s2 D6 ]5 u17.论坛楼主：为什么pol.ice抓坏人时都要鸣警笛？难道不怕坏人老大远就听到跑了？
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: _1 x8 u5 E: n' c　　论坛沙发：****，你是在嘲笑陈冠希的JJ小吗？！！
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# M' \0 q% l) |2 x% x论坛板凳：挑一担粪上街，看谁不顺眼就迎面给他泼一瓢！
　　　　　　
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/ e5 ~# z* |7 c5 V6 s　　论坛地下室：半夜三更，月黑风高，静静地、轻轻地，一个人吊死在理发店门口……
　　　　　　
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3 L: H+ G/ z2 {  \7 C' {" v' _. O　　论坛回复：CCTV天气预报至少要报三分钟，而贵国只有一句――全国阴天或全国有雨，这样的一个民族也敢与中国一战？
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4 w, X  V# v/ b8 ?1 Z$ f.论坛楼主：你最讨厌最鄙视的国家是哪个？
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0 v. }' C  @% ]7 J) U/ ?2 c　　论坛楼主：你说话就不能不带脏字吗？
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2 i* Y9 r$ l3 Q) w& i' k34.论坛楼主：小时候妈妈告诉我一个道理：如果你和某个人吵架，不一定是你的错；但如果你跟很多人吵架，那一定是你的原因！
　　论坛回复：强盗逻辑！那我妈被很多人L J一定是我妈很Y D的缘故？？？
　　　　　　 　 　　
' n0 M7 X- c; M35.论坛楼主：大家猜猜我是哪个国家的混血儿^_^
% A& U3 }( u6 j  a　　论坛回复：中国人＋变形金钢！
　　　　　　
# ~6 n# y; r! r2 W36.论坛楼主：求解梦：昨晚我梦见章子怡了，章子怡说她狠喜欢我，可我说我有女朋友了，然后章子怡就哭了。
1 T' a4 A. O" X& k4 s　　论坛回复：恭喜楼主变大人了，因为第二天你写的日记叫――《梦怡》！（作者：鼻子抽筋，zZErx）
　　　　　　
% w9 h9 m1 _, L9 E37.论坛楼主：哈哈，成功抢注“功夫熊猫”这个ID，大家说以后我用这个名字是不是很拉风啊？
　　论坛沙发：****是鸭子！
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( o! b# D. v; h38.论坛楼主：昨晚遛狗时俺们家大藏獒和小树林边一秃毛野狗咬起来。干！没想到藏獒竟然大败给一条草狗！！！
　　论坛沙发：****，爷秃之前，他们都叫我狮子！
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39.论坛楼主：大家说我长得像不像伍佰？
　　论坛回复：只有一半像！ （二百五？？！！）
　　　　
+ F6 n4 U5 B3 @- @+ m9 i3 l( p7 U# _8 i40.论坛楼主：王小丫跟陈章良结婚，请用四个字评论。
+ G  K5 {: |# z8 z2 [　　论坛回复：丫从良了！
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8 j  K/ m, ]  x/ m! a  G* y41.论坛楼主：写下你最深爱的一个人伤你最深的话……（作者：jademansion）　
1 k# E# v9 V- Y. q, l% k2 R3 G　　论坛回复：你进去啦？（作者：roby14
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42.论坛楼主：CPI让全国人民更让中央高层睡不着觉。
( ~0 q. q, I, K6 f, L$ Z- d+ B　　论坛沙发：骗谁呢！会有睡不着觉的领导？？？那我倒要看看哪个小姐这么****！！！
　　　　
43.论坛楼主：我们的go-vern-ment最体贴最关心人民了！
　　论坛沙发：楼主忘打“币”字了……
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44.论坛楼主：听到一特好听的歌，歌词只记得是“一个芝麻糕，不如一针细”，求歌名啊！
　　论坛回复：你可知Macau，不是我真姓……－_－！！（汗~~七子之歌记成这样。）
, }0 M3 L4 A" [45.论坛楼主：交了个女朋友,家里是B社会的,怎么办？？
回复说:靠,你丫不会入party啊!
" L- n$ s# K5 L46.论坛楼主：跟自称第一次恋爱的女友做〈！-->爱后发现是FC，过段时间女友吞吞吐吐交代高中时恋爱过一次，又过段时间说大学也恋爱过一次，最后说以前不幸被强 J过。
3 d( N1 X1 N) h7 ~5 M论坛回复：有没有过Q****不确定，但肯定有过顺****。
) H# W9 z/ m. z  L* ]47.论坛楼主：大家看我的头像****吗？
论坛回复：像。
( E: A2 Y5 f: {! F# J5 V+ q48.论坛楼主：我有一百万，想买一辆车，大家给个建议吧。
! t" l" F* U& z2 I2 }论坛回复：你可以卖30辆QQ，组个车队开，一会排成S型，一会排成B型。
0 Q$ L% g  s1 }+ y: Z3 R49. ****楼主：李宇春和芙蓉姐姐同时掉水里，你手里有一块砖，你砸谁？
4 s/ N8 j. R# O, M　　暴强回复：谁救砸谁。
1 O; Q. @4 J7 w6 d& P' k" y　　50.、****楼主：养条狗和养一个男人哪个合算？
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　　暴强回复：大婶，即使你能把男人当狗使，但你敢把狗当男人使不？
　　
　　51.、****楼主：男人你要李宇春还是章子怡？
0 h- M% X3 D0 O+ P/ U' m9 P! |6 c4 n　　暴强回复：一个公鸡，一个野鸡，都不选
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　　52.、****楼主：准备割****，不想遇见女医生接诊，扭捏半天不好意思说，问大家怎么 办，该怎么说？
　　暴强回复：告诉丫把高领改翻领的,http://qqwangluoyoupan.lahtxd.cn。
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　　53.、****楼主：苦恼啊！我和我女朋友的名字一样Ｙ;怎么办啊？
% i4 ^- d" t! p. i* [8 K　　暴强回复：我这辈子最恨的就是日 本人了！
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& h9 _5 r4 z# p4 z　　54、****楼主：通过海南矿泉水喝死人事件，可以看到中国的食品安全堪忧，矿泉水也 能喝死人？不是有QS标志吗？
# B& Q7 V& ?) a7 ~( C　　暴强回复：弱弱的问一下，QS是不是去死的意思？
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　　55、****楼主：某天。我与几个男同事在办公室聊天。男人聊的都差不多是那种事。问 一问：你们男人都是用下半身说话的吗？
, n" ~4 J3 l& g　　暴强回复：你们女人不是用下半身听话的吗？
　　
　　56.、****楼主：一学生，成绩年年倒数第一，常与人打架，按领导要求老师想给学生好 听一点的期末评语，怎么写啊？
　　暴强回复：该生成绩稳定，动手能力强。
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　　57.、****楼主：今天见男网友对方一直暗示想****，想问：难道现在网友见面就是为了****？
　　暴强回复：网友见面不****？你开什么玩笑，大家都这么忙。
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+ F# Y! D* I/ ?% Z; y8 F　　58、.****楼主：我是处男，我有点害怕，跪求鉴别****的方法，因为《物种起源》上说：女人曾经****过的男人的基因会影响到以后与其他男人的后代;你相信吗？找不到****宁愿打光棍。
　　暴强回复：你就为这么个破事去打扰达尔文爷爷？
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( ]3 G- R$ }9 ]8 X　　59、****楼主：老婆不喜欢花，送什么好呢？ !
　　暴强回复：黄瓜。最带好刺的。唉
　　作为一个男人我替你悲哀！你老婆明摆着暗示你
　　她需要！因为她不喜欢花那是因为她喜欢cao！罪过 罪过！
　　
　　60、说说中国的30分钟新闻联播。
　　暴强回复：有什么说的：前十分钟，领导们很忙。中十分钟，全国人民都很幸
- e7 i2 x2 T% r  K　　福。后十分钟，世界上其它国家人民都生活在水深火热之中。
　　
　　61、****楼主：都40多了还有许多事不明白该问谁？
- ]# v4 s8 Y: q6 [" U$ x　　暴强回复：外事问谷歌，内事问百度，房爱，怎么办？
　　暴强回复：麻烦你先撒泡尿照照自己！
　　　　
　　62、****楼主：大家说说各自公司的情况，汇总一下，看看，经济形势！
( P( X5 M1 G" ?" d. T: h　　暴强回复：我做鸭的，现在富婆都不出来了，都为了省钱改用小黄瓜了…
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　　63、****楼主：为什么越来越多人不想要小孩呢？
2 I( f% ?$ ~5 y, D, u: A' ], {　　暴强回复：北京派来的****说了，要从娃娃抓起。
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1 s2 u. l- ?3 P$ N9 V4 ~1 y% B　　64、****楼主：小声问一句，老公太封建，怎么办？
　　暴强回复：我不封建，什么姿势都可以。
　　　　
" E2 W; r- ^9 x% Y$ C　　65、****楼主：央视新大楼正式定名为“智窗”大厦！
　　暴强回复：来个****人物，在对面造一座“刚泰宾馆”，生意绝对火！以后北京人员可以自豪的说：“我们北京有痔疮”。MD如果这玩意儿叫“智窗”，那首都不成了菊花了。
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　　66、****楼主：亲身经历者讲叙-深圳宝安石岩交警中队及派出所被砸事件。
. w, W2 G6 Z# ?  R- X: J　　暴强回复：又有国产大片看了！
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　　67、****楼主：准备购房中，可否对我国当前房地产市场的走向做一个分析？
　　暴强回复：现在买房，貌似和49年加入国民party差不多。
　　　　
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1 ^" U4 M; o; m' J　　暴强回复：本是同根生，想煎何太急。 　　
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　　69、****楼主：一直希望我和男友能在今年结婚，结果他不肯，后来我们分手了，现在想想难道是因为我逼太紧把他逼走了吗？
7 ~$ i  ?# p6 z# m/ v/ Q, U8 R　　暴强回复：太紧？是太松吧！
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! p6 M0 y; G, U- Z3 K8 G　　70、****楼主：女友“大”字形地躺在床上被我连X四次，你猜她有何感受？
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　　暴强回复：“爽”！
　　　　
　　71、****楼主：大家来说说各个国家令人KB的发明，要一提头皮吓得发麻的那种。
　　暴强回复：才发现，纳粹主义和Communist主义都是德国人发明的，太TMDKB了。
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& s) k. K% A9 }; H8 h( L　　72、****楼主：英报建议伦敦放弃承办奥运让北京接着办
　　暴强回复：北京pol.ice：伦敦，我氧化钙你二大爷。
　　　　
　　73、****楼主：很严重很严肃的问题：有那么几根毛竟然比勃起后的JJ还长。
　　暴强回复：这不能怪毛！你是知道的…
　　　　
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　　暴强回复：临走前，两个海盗无奈地向船员们竖起大拇指：中国人厉害！…这文章太****CC****了 ?
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　　75、****楼主：JMS来说说男人的小JJ一碰就硬吗？
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　　76、****楼主：是被人叫大叔惨还是叫弟弟惨？
　　　　 暴强回复：大叔你弟弟出来了。
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　　77、****楼主：大家有什么不敢点的网站告诉我吧，我来点。
　　　　 暴强回复：www．一点就草楼主****．com
　　　　
　　78、****楼主：如果再次碰到你的前男（女）友，你最想跟他（她）说的一句话是什么？
　　　　 暴强回复：我现在时间长了～～真的。
79.楼主：提名大陆扮演B社会老大最象的演员。
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　　80.楼主：其实牛顿只是幸运地发现万有引力定律，要是早生三百年，我也可以！
　　回复：的确是幸运儿，因为砸到他脑袋上的是苹果，而砸到可怜楼主脑袋上的不是榴莲就是椰子……
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　　81.涯楼主（男）：小时候被叔叔W X过屁屁，现在长大的我该如何摆脱这种心理阴影？
: u9 ]3 V0 }" w+ T　　回复：犯我菊花者，虽远必诛！
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　　82.楼主：深圳南头一卖菠萝的女摊贩情急之下咬下城市管理者叔叔的小JJ……
　　回复：哼！你不让我生活，我就不让你享受生活！！！
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" _* F# W' d' t  i+ M　　83.涯楼主：每天对着单位那群白痴说话让我感到前途很渺茫……
& P! n7 L- m" W. F# m  ^7 B　　回复：幸福吧你～因为对牛弹琴并不可怕，可怕的是一群牛每天对着你弹琴！
0 A0 o+ \( v1 c& `% Q84.楼主：利用东西方信息不对称，很多国外地摊货到中国都变成了奢侈品，那中国有啥垃圾牌子在国外冒充高档货？
; E/ U8 j* B! `* k% M  l  a. v　　回复：章子怡。
" p5 z6 H, }  M* L85.楼主：大家都来讲一个开头KB，中间好笑，结局悲惨的故事。譬如从前有个鬼，放了个屁，然后死了。
　　回复：遇到芙蓉姐姐，爱上芙蓉姐姐，娶了芙蓉姐姐……
8 K, B2 T, |1 I& R0 F# x& W86.楼主：单位人都说我长得像韩国人，大家说像吗？
5 [6 U# i- A1 }8 W0 e; O0 A/ N　　回复：因为你长得像个棒子，单位同事又不好意思明说，所以只好说你长得像韩国人！
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% `  [( T. g) r, m9 Q$ f8 ?　　87.楼主：脸和身上突然长出好多雀斑，请问这是怎么回事？
　　回复：哎呀妈呀，吓死我了！楼主一脸的美人痣，满身的守宫砂~~~
88楼主：请用一句话形容中国国家地震台。
　　回复：事后诸葛亮，事前猪一样！
89楼主：本次奥运会上，北京是如何展现为绿色人文奥运的？
　　回复：不是请谢霆锋来唱歌了吗？
90楼主：上大学我跳过课、挂过科、甩过人、被甩过、打过架、记过过、破过处……哎，能干的我都干过了～
, H7 U4 i3 G% l) O9 W　　回复：你死过吗？
# `3 ?* S' y" k1 U* L$ M　 91楼主：给我一个女人，我就能创造出一个民族！
　　回复：嗯，给你一头母猪，明年的肉价就能下跌！
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　　92楼主：强烈呼吁诚信社会――我买的一袋大米里竟然全是沙子！
  {) ?3 ~6 s3 Q' I; @2 D0 k8 V; n　　回复：强烈支持楼主――我买的A片里竟然全是B！
( W  Y+ x. E* ]. ^( |' ?0 _1 q93楼主：刚才看到一句话，“女人对男人的感情是从****后开始”，请问这里的“****”是什么意思？
　　回复：女人对男人的感情是马路开始的！
　　　 回复：上面都错了，应该是女人对男人的感情是从中号和大号开始的！
0 v5 }" R$ `. J0 b* s: j94楼主：老婆生了个女娃，非常可爱，求各位帮爱女起个有气势的名字，鄙人姓成,http://www.onuc.levouo.cn。
　　回复：成鸡思汉。
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　　95.楼主：我把我家的狗给揍了！地震它也不告诉我，平时叫得那么欢，刚才地震时竟像没事似的在窝里睡觉！
$ q2 E' E; g3 v1 R9 ?　　回复：唉，毕竟不是亲生的……
% K  N2 O4 o% G96楼主：马伊俐产下一女，因她比文章大九岁，故女儿的小名叫“九儿”。
0 n# G7 I5 b' m1 a　　回复：伍佰的爸爸真惨那……
  H: M3 J% J( y# z- T/ M. {97楼主：问君能有几多愁？
# F3 Z' Q+ R" \: `0 W% k) j, G　　暴强回复：恰似一群太监上青楼！！
: s- G2 |, o+ b5 X8 |- Y98****楼主：我喜欢上了一个比我小6岁的女孩，还在上初中，真是造孽啊。
　　暴强回复：把喜欢两字去掉才真是造孽。
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